¶ Conroy Logic

Senator Conroy has been using an interesting line reasoning in the Senate. James developed a complicated algorithm which applies this logic to a randomly selected list of verbs and nouns.

conroylogic

¶ Conroy's reasoning

Senator Xenophon: Over the past few months the issue of Fuelwatch has been debated extensively
         in this parliament, in the media and in the broader community.
Senator Conroy: Why do you hate Australian motorists?

From the Hansard, p9

Pointed out by More cheap stunts and grandstanding, on Defending Scoundrels.

Really, Conroy has stolen this logic from the South Park episode Gnomes

Proposition 10 would kick a giant chain of coffee stores (Harbucks) out of town,
and the South Park kids are enlisted for pro-proposition 10 propaganda.

The TV ad concludes with 'Prop 10 is about children.  Vote yes on prop 10, or else
you hate children.  You don't hate children.... do you?'

From Support internet filtering or you hate children, on Defending Scoundrels.

¶ The idea is born

(16:59:44) James: if you read alt tags you MUST HATE CHILDREN ;)
(16:59:49) Joel: hahaha
(16:59:52) ***James needs to write a generator
(16:59:57) James: if you hate N you hate children :P
(17:00:03) James: no
(17:00:07) James: if you X N then you hate children
(17:00:15) James: :P
(17:00:19) Joel: hehe, yeah
(17:00:33) Joel: quick, register hatechildren.com
(17:00:34) Joel: or
(17:00:38) Joel: conroylogic.com
(17:00:43) James Brooks: lol :P